Bianca introduced me to a new word “Smize” which basically means smiling with your eyes, so thought I had write a poem with the word in it….Enjoy, I am sure many of you can relate!
Seldom this I may convey but,
Boy do I look dashing today,
Wild hair like a lion’s mane,
Chiselled jaw, nine o’ clock shadow,
Smize that even Tyra would envy,
Broad shoulders, washboard abs,
Effortless portray of style and panache,
James Dean swagger, John Wayne drawl,
Smooth and suave, the ladies sway,
Chatup lines flow easy as rhymes,
The PUAs note down my ways,
Mighty jocks turn to quivering wrecks,
As their trophy WAGs I charm away,
Call me egotistical,
Call me vain,
I will laugh at your face,
And call you names,
Oh what a bloody shame,
That when morning dawns,
And the goggles fade off,
I revert unstoppably into average me,
The unenviable geek that you now see.
Copyright © 2010 by Niro N
Beer Goggles
Tags: beer, goggles, Project 100
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